My oldest boy has Cub Scouts tonight and as part of his Wolf badge requirement, he has to create a collection of something. Well, the examples in the Cub Scout manual lack a certain, oh, I don’t know…21st century style. Rocks? Stamps?

(“Dad, what’s a stamp?” “Well, son of mine, way back in the pits of time, we used them to pay the postage on letters.” “Oh. Hey, Dad, what’s a letter?”)

So in the spirit of avid indoorsman everywhere, we did not in fact frolick in the woods looking for unique acorns. Instead we hit the LEGOs something fierce and created a minifig collection.

That book seriously needs a modern makeover.